Privacy Policy

Last Updated: January 24, 2026

Our Commitment to Privacy

This site believes privacy should be the default, not a feature. This policy explains how we handle your information—or more accurately, how we don't collect it.

What Information We Collect

None. Seriously.

We do not collect, store, or transmit any personal information. This includes:

Cookies and Local Storage

This site does not use cookies or store any data on your device. The advertisements displayed are loaded from our servers but do not track or identify individual visitors.

Analytics and Tracking

We do not use any analytics services, including:

We have no idea who visits this site, and we prefer it that way.

External Links

This site displays advertisements for local businesses and services. These advertisements may contain links to:

When you click these links, you leave our site and are subject to the privacy policies of those external services. We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party sites.

External links open in new tabs and use rel="noopener noreferrer" attributes for your security.

Server Logs

Standard web server logs may record basic technical information such as IP addresses and page requests. These logs:

GDPR Compliance

This site is fully compliant with the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) because we don't collect personal data. You have nothing to request, export, or delete because we never had it in the first place.

Children's Privacy

This site does not target children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect information from anyone. Since we collect no data, this includes children.

Changes to This Policy

If we ever change our privacy practices, we will update this page with a new "Last Updated" date at the top. We recommend checking this page periodically.

Contact

If you have questions about this privacy policy, please use the contact options provided on this website.